Funding

The action or practice of providing money for a particular purpose, specifically for startups.

There is often confusion as to how to interpret different funding rounds. This is my interpretation…

Seed ‒ Welcome to the game.

Series A ‒ Awesome. Now get to work.

Series B ‒ Bigger, Better, Bigger.

Series C ‒ Caution. I need more money.

Series D ‒ Don’t do it.

Series E ‒ Escape...

Series F ‒ Flea, Fuck it.

Series G ‒ Get the fuck out.

Series H ‒ Help I’m stuck.

Series I ‒ Idiot!